Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My daddy's farts smell like....

Overheard while making dinner...

The Husband and The Girl discussing (of course) farts.

The Husband: Daddy's farts don't stink. They smell like roses.

The Girl: (with nary a pause) Yes they do! They smell like dead roses!

and also...

The Husband: Our computer server at work is having issues.

The Girl: Really Daddy? For real? (her new favorite saying)

The Husband: Really what?

The Girl: Your computer has shoes?

Get it? Issues...shoes...Ba dum bum!

The Girl. The comedian.

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Blogger A "Mother of Two" said...

Funny! I like the humor in your blog! Great stuff.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Izzy said...

Dead roses...lol. That's pretty funny, actually :)

6:22 PM  

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