Friday, January 27, 2006

It's a Sick World, My Friend

Someone actually came to my blog by Googling the words "elephant scrotum". What kind of messed up individual Googles "ELEPHANT SCROTUM"?!? I was the number two link. Is it wrong to feel proud?

9 Comments:

Anonymous Kristen said...

Mine are so boring. Like "Patrick Dempsey" "Crockpot Liners Harmful" and "I'm totally naked" --

I did have a few bizarre ones - but I have to say that takes the cake. And the sad thing is that they obviously clicked on you to see if you were sporting an elephant scrotum picture of some kind on your here blog.

The internet truly opened the pandora box of crazy people.

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Kristen said...

Ooohh I could finally check my searches -- here's a great one for you and all bfing moms:

make a cup of tea from your boobs milk

LOL I can't stop laughing.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

Not wrong per-se. Odd, maybe. Elephant scrotum? Well, it's nice to be the number two link for something! :-D

12:30 PM  
Blogger IzzyMom said...

Okay. I feel slightly less dirty and befouled. You should SEE the sick shit that brings people to my blog. I posted a few a couple weeks ago. The newer ones are so gross I don't even want the words on my blog at all. But in the interest of woman-on-the-street blogger journalism and being a hip, edgy, devil-may-care mommy-blogger (puh!) I may just concede... But just out of curiosity, do you actually have either of those words in your blog?

1:36 PM  
Blogger JustLinda said...

I've complained in the past... it's rather embarrassing to get hits like "middle-aged mediocre housewife" and such.

But I recently did a post on the topic of MILFs and general MILFiness and - day-amn - are the google hits flooding in.

But I think I'm currently safe from the elephant scrotum people. Phew....

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Kristen said...

Yes -- please do!!! It's pretty good.

11:07 AM  
Blogger WendyWings said...

Haha I had one once from someone looked for naked boobies.
Sad people out there.

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Dave said...

I'd just like to say that I was Googling "elephant scrotum" today and I came across your page... not sure if I would have had you not made a specific reference to it in one of your blogs.

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Carrie said...

okay, so there's a line from the blackadder episode, "beer," that includes the phrase, "elephant scrotum." edmund says of rich but boring relatives, "they do have one redeeming feature: their wallets. More capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as hard to get your hands on."

this made me wonder how difficult it might be to do so. that's why i googled "elephant scrotum" and landed at your blog.

and by the way, it turns out that elephants don't have scrotums (scrota?); their testes are inside their abdomens.

7:43 PM  

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